Element: Fire. Sagi Fire is a bank of glowing embers. Its smoldering warmth appears comforting, but try to cozy up to it and you'll soon be dodging a barrage of sparks.
Quality: Mutable. Has a swinging-door attitude toward life -- the bedroom door.
Symbol: The Archer. Sagi is the hunter of the zodiac. Bargain hunter, sexual predator.
Favorite pastime: Opening mouth before engaging brain.
Favorite book: The One-Minute Philosopher
Role Model: Urkel
Dream job: Senator in charge of filibusters.
Key phrase: "Did I do that?"
Sagi lives in the Ninth House of Philosophy, Adventure and Long-Distance Travel. In astrological myth, this Mutable Fire sign is described as a gregarious, honest fun-lover who was born with a philosophical outlook and a yen to wander. The rotten truth is this tactless, vociferous bore galumphs through the world with one foot caught in a bucket and the other lodged firmly between his, or her, overdeveloped jaws.
Jupiter, supreme god of the Universe, rules Sagi and here this over-the-top jolly joker bestows a restless nature and extravagant personality. Both sexes think they know everything and spend their time trying to educate the rest of us.
They don't do subtle. Archers have outrageous horse laughs, louder than the din of Times Square on New Year's Eve, and a court-jester smile. Prod beneath that slapstick grin and you'll release a ton of repressed fury. All of that suppressed rage is why Sagi makes the world's best serial killer. Luckily, your average Sagi blows his, or her, top infrequently and instead of physical violence, prefers to put a fist through the door and shout vile epithets about your family heritage.
Archers are passionate, not stable. By chasing whatever attracts them at the moment, they often fall victim to their own penchant for vicarious thrills. Argue, and you'll suffer a lecture that will make your ears bleed. Try to prove your point, and you'll be left talking to yourself because your Centaur will have already jumped the nearest fence in search of fresh clover.
IF YOU LOVE ONE-SAGI MAN
He's honest, trusting and eternally optimistic. He won't restrict your freedom, or expect you to drop your nights out with friends in favor of staying home with him. He may have a wry perspective on life similar to Mark Twain's or the diplomacy of Winston Churchill. An Archer wants a companion to accompany him on frequent, spontaneous outings to wonderfully diverse places, because to him, life is to be explored and enjoyed.
Before you decide he's your soul mate, understand that a male Sagi has the same attitude toward commitment as does his mythological symbol, the Centaur. He spends all of his youth and most of his adulthood in constant heat. He is an accomplished lover, but it's the deed he desires, not you.
But as a partner he makes a great friend, one you won't see very often because his idea of home is a place to drop in when he needs a change of clothes or a shower.
Don't expect to lean on his shoulder or cling to his arm. Do expect to be his pal (or groupie) and to spend many nights alone. He's neither possessive nor jealous. In fact, he wants you to have a life independent of his since that allows him more time for drinking beer with his buddies and following his favorite football team around the nation. He is the one guy in the Universe who was born to be a bachelor.
Archers have opinions on every subject under the sun, and cannot answer even simple questions with a plain yes or no. A male Sagi respects authority, as long as he's the authority figure. Question his right to rule and you'll soon understand the meaning of Jupiter's wrath. He has a nasty temper and his volcanic eruptions result in expensive trips to the nearest home improvement center for wallboard, nails and plaster.
He's impulsive. Send him out for milk, and he'll come home with reservations for the midnight flight to Peru. The Archer's favorite game is Bad to Worse. Tell me the sink backed up and he'll flood the basement because he forgot to turn the water off before he tore out the plumbing.
Yours will step on your toes bore you with rhetoric and hurt your feelings with a thoughtless remark. After all, he is a fire-breathing dragon. But this guy is more like Peter's dragon, Disney's character who flops along meaning no harm and leaving little lasting damage.
IF YOU LOVE ONE-SAGI WOMAN
She's the original Pollyanna. The Sagi woman is independent, optimistic and believes that honesty is the best policy. She's not into self-pity and you will find her genuine friendliness refreshing. She seeks a well-read, well-traveled partner.
Before you beg this bright little star to shine her light on you exclusively, please understand that not only is she afflicted with the same hoof-in-mouth disease as her male counterpart but all Sagi females are subject to a Twilight Zone sort of serendipity that frequently causes them to be in the wrong place at the right time.
She's also chronically late. Her anger is like a flash fire that singes your eyebrows before you can drop and roll. Push her volcano button and you will find yourself dodging assorted flying objects and buying a new set of glassware int he morning. She cools down rapidly but does not forget easily.
A female Archer can talk twenty minutes without stopping for air. She detests housework and most of the time your home will resemble the aftermath of a Level V tornado. In love, your lady Centaur likes affection but hates it if yout ry to smother her.
IF YOU ARE ONE-BORN ROTTEN
You aren't happy unless you have a cause. You're just looking for an opportunity to release Jupiter's zeal. You are the most capricious sign in the Universe. Your definition of 'comfort zone' is the rest of the world's idea of 'maniac mode'. Although you are a loner who loathes routine of any kind, you abhor solitude.
Everything about you is exaggerated. Honesty means saying things such as "For a fat person, you sure don't sweat much." And your sense of adventure is limited to navigating the basement stairs without turning on the light. You talk about travel much more than actually going anywhere.
You are also the clumsiest sign alive. You view romance as a race of how many, how fast. You are also the optimist of the Universe who neve rloses sight of the end of the rainbow.
No water sign alive can survive one of your off-the-cuff darts of honesty about their penchant for soppy sentamentalism.
Yours is a philosophy of "He who laughs last laughs best." You believe in forgive-and-forget and rarely take life too seriously or for granted.
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Quality: Mutable. Has a swinging-door attitude toward life -- the bedroom door.
Symbol: The Archer. Sagi is the hunter of the zodiac. Bargain hunter, sexual predator.
Ruler: Jupiter. Larger-than-life. Brutally frank. Chronically gauche.
Favorite pastime: Opening mouth before engaging brain.
Favorite book: The One-Minute Philosopher
Role Model: Urkel
Dream job: Senator in charge of filibusters.
Key phrase: "Did I do that?"
Sagi lives in the Ninth House of Philosophy, Adventure and Long-Distance Travel. In astrological myth, this Mutable Fire sign is described as a gregarious, honest fun-lover who was born with a philosophical outlook and a yen to wander. The rotten truth is this tactless, vociferous bore galumphs through the world with one foot caught in a bucket and the other lodged firmly between his, or her, overdeveloped jaws.
Jupiter, supreme god of the Universe, rules Sagi and here this over-the-top jolly joker bestows a restless nature and extravagant personality. Both sexes think they know everything and spend their time trying to educate the rest of us.
They don't do subtle. Archers have outrageous horse laughs, louder than the din of Times Square on New Year's Eve, and a court-jester smile. Prod beneath that slapstick grin and you'll release a ton of repressed fury. All of that suppressed rage is why Sagi makes the world's best serial killer. Luckily, your average Sagi blows his, or her, top infrequently and instead of physical violence, prefers to put a fist through the door and shout vile epithets about your family heritage.
Archers are passionate, not stable. By chasing whatever attracts them at the moment, they often fall victim to their own penchant for vicarious thrills. Argue, and you'll suffer a lecture that will make your ears bleed. Try to prove your point, and you'll be left talking to yourself because your Centaur will have already jumped the nearest fence in search of fresh clover.
IF YOU LOVE ONE-SAGI MAN
He's honest, trusting and eternally optimistic. He won't restrict your freedom, or expect you to drop your nights out with friends in favor of staying home with him. He may have a wry perspective on life similar to Mark Twain's or the diplomacy of Winston Churchill. An Archer wants a companion to accompany him on frequent, spontaneous outings to wonderfully diverse places, because to him, life is to be explored and enjoyed.
Before you decide he's your soul mate, understand that a male Sagi has the same attitude toward commitment as does his mythological symbol, the Centaur. He spends all of his youth and most of his adulthood in constant heat. He is an accomplished lover, but it's the deed he desires, not you.
But as a partner he makes a great friend, one you won't see very often because his idea of home is a place to drop in when he needs a change of clothes or a shower.
Don't expect to lean on his shoulder or cling to his arm. Do expect to be his pal (or groupie) and to spend many nights alone. He's neither possessive nor jealous. In fact, he wants you to have a life independent of his since that allows him more time for drinking beer with his buddies and following his favorite football team around the nation. He is the one guy in the Universe who was born to be a bachelor.
Archers have opinions on every subject under the sun, and cannot answer even simple questions with a plain yes or no. A male Sagi respects authority, as long as he's the authority figure. Question his right to rule and you'll soon understand the meaning of Jupiter's wrath. He has a nasty temper and his volcanic eruptions result in expensive trips to the nearest home improvement center for wallboard, nails and plaster.
He's impulsive. Send him out for milk, and he'll come home with reservations for the midnight flight to Peru. The Archer's favorite game is Bad to Worse. Tell me the sink backed up and he'll flood the basement because he forgot to turn the water off before he tore out the plumbing.
Yours will step on your toes bore you with rhetoric and hurt your feelings with a thoughtless remark. After all, he is a fire-breathing dragon. But this guy is more like Peter's dragon, Disney's character who flops along meaning no harm and leaving little lasting damage.
IF YOU LOVE ONE-SAGI WOMAN
She's the original Pollyanna. The Sagi woman is independent, optimistic and believes that honesty is the best policy. She's not into self-pity and you will find her genuine friendliness refreshing. She seeks a well-read, well-traveled partner.
Before you beg this bright little star to shine her light on you exclusively, please understand that not only is she afflicted with the same hoof-in-mouth disease as her male counterpart but all Sagi females are subject to a Twilight Zone sort of serendipity that frequently causes them to be in the wrong place at the right time.
She's also chronically late. Her anger is like a flash fire that singes your eyebrows before you can drop and roll. Push her volcano button and you will find yourself dodging assorted flying objects and buying a new set of glassware int he morning. She cools down rapidly but does not forget easily.
A female Archer can talk twenty minutes without stopping for air. She detests housework and most of the time your home will resemble the aftermath of a Level V tornado. In love, your lady Centaur likes affection but hates it if yout ry to smother her.
IF YOU ARE ONE-BORN ROTTEN
You aren't happy unless you have a cause. You're just looking for an opportunity to release Jupiter's zeal. You are the most capricious sign in the Universe. Your definition of 'comfort zone' is the rest of the world's idea of 'maniac mode'. Although you are a loner who loathes routine of any kind, you abhor solitude.
Everything about you is exaggerated. Honesty means saying things such as "For a fat person, you sure don't sweat much." And your sense of adventure is limited to navigating the basement stairs without turning on the light. You talk about travel much more than actually going anywhere.
You are also the clumsiest sign alive. You view romance as a race of how many, how fast. You are also the optimist of the Universe who neve rloses sight of the end of the rainbow.
No water sign alive can survive one of your off-the-cuff darts of honesty about their penchant for soppy sentamentalism.
Yours is a philosophy of "He who laughs last laughs best." You believe in forgive-and-forget and rarely take life too seriously or for granted.